ionlyspeakgreen:

me!!

Sugar date…

I had a date last night with let’s call him Mr. Vince. He looks like Vince Vaughn weirdly enough but more tanned. Anywho- After a few hours together he has decided he’s really into me. That he wants something like a relationship rather than sugar. I don’t know how I feel about it but he’s offered to help either way. Next week we are suppose to go get a bank account under my name and go apt hunting. Lord, knows I need my own place. I am getting tired of a room mate! So I guess I’ll wait to see if he keeps his word. I hope so..I need this.






#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR

sugar-nextdoor:

luxurioussugar:

sugarmesenseless:

This is the only bouquet I want to see in my life!

I second that!

Yes.
obitwone:

Straight up!


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